Friday, February 09, 2007

From the Onion

Teacher's Leave Of Absence Shrouded In Legend
February 9, 2007 Issue 43•06

MOBILE, AL—Students at Adams Middle School have been feverishly speculating about the true circumstances surrounding seventh grade history teacher Mr. Benson's unannounced second-semester leave of absence—now approaching one month—raising the mysterious disappearance well into the status of legend among the student body at large.

Read on.

Meanwhile, this is what Chris is probably doing right now.

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